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The Resource You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning, Celia Rivenbark

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning, Celia Rivenbark

Label
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Title
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Statement of responsibility
Celia Rivenbark
Title variation
You can not drink all day if you do not start in the morning
Creator
Subject
Language
eng
Summary
A collection of humorous essays in which Celia Rivenbark shares her views on various aspects of life in the South, discussing perfect school attendance, Clay Aiken, Jesus action figures, Gwyneth Paltrow, and other topics. Includes recipes
Cataloging source
DLC
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Rivenbark, Celia
Index
no index present
Literary form
non fiction
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  • American wit and humor
  • Women
  • Civilization, Modern
  • American wit and humor
  • Civilization, Modern
  • Women
Label
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning, Celia Rivenbark
Instantiates
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
TB or not TB : perfect attendance nuts don't care -- Poseable Jesus meets Poser Ken -- Let's go see "Gobbler" up at the funeral home -- High school musical triumphs : dreams 1, snot 0 -- Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate -- My manservant can kick your ass -- Playing "the bingo" with a-Cissy and a-Bobby -- Airlines serving up one hot mess -- Gladys Kravitz would've loved her some Facebook -- Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life -- Jon & Kate plus 8 better without the kids -- Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter -- What? Your preacher doesn't stand on a bucket? -- Chances of getting in the hall of fame? Very rare -- When Celia met Sally : a convertible love story -- I want to be a Margo, but I'm really a Sha-nae-nae -- It is what it @#$%^-ing is -- Lessons taught here -- The wrestler and the fan -- No TV? I'll put my carbon footprint up your behind -- Checkerboard dreams : shaggin' with the (sorta) stars -- Get yer wassail on, it's carolin' time -- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? -- Japanese moms, meet most honorable Uncrustables -- Strapped for cash? Try cat whisperin' -- Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be cheaters -- Epilogue : the future is bloody well decided : or is it?
Control code
ocn316019616
Dimensions
22 cm
Edition
1st ed.
Extent
242 pages
Isbn
9780312363017
Lccn
2009016204
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
n
System control number
(OCoLC)316019616
Label
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning, Celia Rivenbark
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
TB or not TB : perfect attendance nuts don't care -- Poseable Jesus meets Poser Ken -- Let's go see "Gobbler" up at the funeral home -- High school musical triumphs : dreams 1, snot 0 -- Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate -- My manservant can kick your ass -- Playing "the bingo" with a-Cissy and a-Bobby -- Airlines serving up one hot mess -- Gladys Kravitz would've loved her some Facebook -- Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life -- Jon & Kate plus 8 better without the kids -- Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter -- What? Your preacher doesn't stand on a bucket? -- Chances of getting in the hall of fame? Very rare -- When Celia met Sally : a convertible love story -- I want to be a Margo, but I'm really a Sha-nae-nae -- It is what it @#$%^-ing is -- Lessons taught here -- The wrestler and the fan -- No TV? I'll put my carbon footprint up your behind -- Checkerboard dreams : shaggin' with the (sorta) stars -- Get yer wassail on, it's carolin' time -- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? -- Japanese moms, meet most honorable Uncrustables -- Strapped for cash? Try cat whisperin' -- Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be cheaters -- Epilogue : the future is bloody well decided : or is it?
Control code
ocn316019616
Dimensions
22 cm
Edition
1st ed.
Extent
242 pages
Isbn
9780312363017
Lccn
2009016204
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
n
System control number
(OCoLC)316019616

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